December 2011
When you change your profile picture and you're...
dontworrybekarl:
then after no one likes it:
*DELETE!*
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
advanced gay
pierce: that is copyright and infringement defamation, i want to sue the pants off that lady
annie: i don't think thats a lady
troy: and why do you want his pants off
pierce: SHUT UP, i only wanted his pants off when I thought he was a lady
jeff: so...you were attracted to him
pierce: THE ONLY THING IM ATTRACTED TO is taking him to court and eating his ass alive
group: wooooOooOo
pierce: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
pierce: stop putting gay things in my mouth
group: *laughs*
pierce exits stage left
EDWARD CULLEN...
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
when I finally have sex
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about - me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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